The Lil’ B Formula

10 parts 1000 parts #swag

– Gratuitous name dropping of random Celebrity/Hot Celebrity of the moment

– A beat that sounds like it was made by Lex Luger’s weed carrier

– “Make sure you show these haters my new watch”

– Mentioning “fucking bitches”, in this case in the mouth and THEN the butt… (the order is key here)

– Referring to the song as “rare” and how he is so positive and blessed

– “For real man, this watch was 69.99 in the back of The Source, i wanna make sure the bitches see this shit”

– Words that don’t really rhyme, and/or repeating entire verses

– A hook that is both unbelievably retarded, and at the same time catchy as fuck in it’s retardeness (it’s a word. google it)

– Obviously low budget video style with lots of white bitches in attendance

– “Yo let the beat ride for another second and get another shot of my watch”

So now that there is actually a Lil B song called “Sheen, Winning, (Swag)”, can we dead this Charlie Sheen bullshit? Seriously, I’m sick of hearing about it. Someone let me know when Major League: Cocaine & HGH drops, and I’ll be happy to steal it from the internet and sell shitty copies at work pretend I care again for 5 minutes.

Brandon, if u wanna make hilarious weirdo rap, here’s someone you could learn a thing or two from :

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Comments on: "The Lil’ B Formula" (45)

  1. Esgay Lauder said:

    YOUSA HATER

  2. SWAG!!

    yo tron,

    what happened with those rare Dilla tracks?

  3. Heroine Headliner said:

    Shout out lil b…..

    I see u doin ya lil thang, mang…..

  4. i heard you dick in the butt niggas tawken sheet

  5. Juice is the shit. I don’t post him on my blog. But he is the best in BWS. Hopp I heard you got fun boys in rio and sao paolo. What that thang smell like?

  6. Wale Beezy London Bloke said: April 12, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    Wale > Wiz Khalifa

    ^

    Thats like comparing Precious to Monique.

    JihaD

  7. Amber Rose is disgusting. Whore.
    I don’t know who makes me vomit more Kim K or Amber Rose. I mean Amber Hoes.
    Stop Parading these Disgusting Sluts.

  8. still not a fan of lil b

    but ill f the s out of the vewg ho in the video

  9. amber rose is average

  10. Harlem World said: April 12, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    amber rose is average

    ^

    GBM- where niggas call bad bitches average, fuck models all day, and are all Black Republicans.

    JihaD

  11. ^Nas doing what Wiz Khalifa doing, smh
    smh Everyone is a smoker now everyone do weed now
    and piffing
    SMFH
    Now even nerds like nas and poets like nas and book writers like nas art painters like nas

    How you start sparking at 40 years old Nas?

    Wiz got that much of an influence on you?

    and 20 year influence a 40 year old?

    I swear if I see Jay sparking up…thats it…I’m done with this fucking music…

  12. GBM- where niggas call bad bitches average, fuck models all day, and are all Black Republicans.

    JihaD

    ^
    i dont fuck models all day but she is average to me

    she got no hair – average in the face

    she got fat ass x titties – thats cool but so do a lot of ugly strippers

  13. amber rose look like a hedgehog my nigga

    with no spikes

  14. nas BEEN talking about smoking weed

    name 1 nas song where he doesn’t mention that shit at least once

    i’ll wait

  15. nas BEEN talking about smoking weed

    name 1 nas song where he doesn’t mention that shit at least once

    i’ll wait

    ^^^
    I Can.

    You can stop waiting now.

  16. Nas reads books. He has the vocabulary of college professor rhodes scholar.

    How ironic and is it a coincidence wiz doing the weed smoke swag

    Nas hoping on the bandwag

    Chain smoke rappers, I hate ya

    Fucking up the ozone

    Where the fuck did all this chimney lung rappers cum frum?

  17. Nas reads books. He has the vocabulary of college professor rhodes scholar.

    ^

    Says the person who didn’t go to college

  18. Bricktop said:

    Where the fuck did all this chimney lung rappers cum frum?
    ^
    This can’t be life. You probably one of those dudes from Nah who just discovered the Hardknock Life Tour last week.
    FOH and back over there —>

  19. uefa champions league >>

  20. Harlem Nigga watch Soccer/Futbol?

    say word…i thought yall niggas only watch NBA..

    HW….Mourinho is a goon thug though..

    He is the hardest euro nigga ever…

    most euro dudes is soft and faggy…..they like drake

  21. its still nba all day

    but i fux with ronaldo and mourinho

    real madrid for the championship >>>

  22. Heroine Headliner said:

    Yo abort…..

    Lil b….doom…..

    Fuck those dudes…..

    Ain’t no one outside of da intanet give two shits…..

    Write a post bout Drake…..

    Weezy….

    Jay…..

    Ye…..

    Yay….

    BAWSE…..

    Shits like dat…..that real hip hop…..

  23. Man U 1 – 0 Chelski
    Shaktar Donetsk 0 – 1 Barza
    have time

  24. *Diddy bops his way into GBM*

  25. 漢のフローが以前よりペトペトした感じ感じる。口の中が太ったの­かな。好きだけど。

    の漢の顔が良いw

    中高生とか、 人の好み! 俺が言うのはこれのみ

    漢うまいよ

    おされ!てかみんなやば~

    

    漢以外は中高生のガキにも人気、漢は玄人好み これが答え 以上!

    漢が何言ってるか分からないって自分の耳が悪いんだろ

    普通に聞き取れるのに漢のせいにするな

    これが韻踏んでないとか分かってなさすぎる

    確かに漢なに言ってるかわからんけど

    フローはいいと思う

    まぁマッチョには敵わんけど

  26. Cut that shit out hoots

  27. Здравствуйте, я люблю этот блог
    ЭТО лучших в мире
    Я слышал ME

  28. I still ain’t heard nothin from Lil B, ain’t he from The Pack? Why them lil niggaz got together on some music shit, I’ll never know. But I guess they achieved something if sombody from London heard of them.

    *Cues “Got my vans on, but they look like sneakaz”

  29. https://georgebushmoney.wordpress.com/
    ====
    BOTH these niggas went in…


  30. ====
    BOTH these niggas went in…. these

  31. ^ That makes more sense.

  32. ^ That makes more sense.
    ===
    LOL

  33. RNC Chairman Michael Steele said:

    GuttaboyJihaD said:
    April 12, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    ^

    GBM- where niggas …..are all Black Republicans.

    JihaD
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  34. McB said: April 12, 2011 at 5:02 pm Здравствуйте, я люблю этот блог
    ЭТО лучших в мире
    Я слышал ME

    ^^^^
    you know it aint me

    that aint Hebrew
    why you changin the caps in my name

    but keep going. let bitches think i know mad languages

  35. RNC Chairman Michael Steele said:

    The Pack’s first album>>>

    If you’re into those simple yet infectious kinds of beats.

    Second album was alright, especially “Stuntin’ When I Roll Up”. If the Neptunes did that beat in 2003 everyone would say it was so great..

  36. Nas could easily do aweed song collabo

    i said this the other day

    nas/spitta

    different as hell tho

  37. deen

    dec writeup on Dza

    constructive criticism you shjouldnt take too seriously/care about:

    maybe throw up a few choice lines… or a link to the old stuff. or a few songs, like it was done for other artists.

    thats it hahhaa

  38. RNC Chairman Michael Steele said:

    The beat on this song reminds me of Pretty Boy Swag.

    Last time Lil B rapped over a beat Soulja Boy did the result was much better:

    ^This beat>>>>

  39. so if there are 2-3 rhyming lines in an entire song
    its still rap right

    right?

  40. im sorry, there are more rhymes, they just sucked

  41. but keep going. let bitches think i know mad languages
    ===
    Lol *daps mcb*

  42. and the suun shiiiines with yooooouuuuuu!!!!

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