Will Rap 4 Food…..

“Sean Price” aka “Sean Lice”

Eva since its inception…..rap been ever-evolvin’…..new styles an flavas…..some of tha more famous forms include…..

Backpack Rap…..

Battle Rap…..

Mafioso Rap…..

Coke Rap…..

an BAWSE Rap…..

Howeva…..it been brought to a BAWSE attention…..that a new category of rap…..has spawned an been cultivated…..

From tha guttas in tha hood…..

Tha dumpstas in tha alleys…..

From unda tha bridges…..

Surrounded by tha roaches…..

Surrounded by tha rats…..

Homeless Rap…..

Destitute an homely…..this genre of rap is characterized by rappers wit’ no chains…..no money…..no foreign felines…..an no MAYBACHs…..

Tha warnin’ sines dat’chu dealin’ wit’ Homeless Rap is easy to spot…..if you a BAWSE…..

Numba 1…..Deez rappers typically got unkempt beards…..a tru BAWSE haircut should look airbrush’d…..an they probably wearin’ a old ass hat…..or winta cap in tha summa time…..meanin’ they likely got beads of sweat an grease on they face…..glistenin’ like Crisco…..only increasin’ they odor…..

Numba 2…..Speakin’ of odor…..deez rappers cant afford no cologne by Tom Ford…..far from it…..they smell is best described as…..pungent…..putrid…..an poisonous…..an it usually be a mixture of stale vomit…..urination…..cigarette butts…..an sanitation…..if u still aint kno what this combination smell like…..go shit in a bucket…..place it near a space heater…..leave it fo a month…..come back…..an dats what Homeless Rap rappers smell like…..ya dig….?

Numba 3…..As far as fashion…..deez rappers clothes is lackin in tha logo department…..in tha size fittin department…..and tha cleanliness department…..a tru BAWSE like ya boi…..I kno my threads is legit….cuz I cant pronounce nann of tha names on tha labels…..Shit wit names like “Francois” an “Perrier”…..no department store shoppin…..only boutiques…..compare that luxurious livin to faded hoodies…..wit piss stains an cigarette burns…..an wu wear jeans…..last seen in ’98 on a Marshalls clothes rack…..

Numba 4…..Deez rappers usually seen walkin…..behind a shoppin cart…..or a cardboard sine in they hands…..if they is seen in an actual automobile…..u can expect it finna be a tan Corolla…..grey Sentra…..or a rusted out Nova…..probably in tha passenga seat…..givin’ head…..to procure payment fo studio time…..tha realities of life is harsh…..

Numba 5…..If u think of any random…..shitty rapper…..it finna be likely…..that a Homeless Rap rapper…..been featured on one of they songs…..they standards fo they features be like they dental hygiene…..non-existent…..if you click on a link that says….”Mac Miller ft.”…..”Donnis ft.”…..or “Truck North ft.”…..u can expect a guest verse wit bars ’bout…..sleepin’ on tha train…..shittin’ in alleys…..an wipin’ ya ass wit’ newspaper…..

Havin’ said alladat…..all aint lost…..even fo a Homeless Rap rapper…..if u got a BAWSE mentality…..an a connect on a ki…..u2 could live like Salvatore Ferragamo…..

#BAWSE

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Comments on: "Will Rap 4 Food….." (13)

  1. *applauds*

    Hilarious stuff.

  2. OH Shit!!!

    *dies a thousand deaths*

    JihaD

  3. Big_seth said:

    DEAD.

    Mac Miller look like a baby alien.

    Who sent this Kizza

  4. vado is the only one who sounds natural over that “mo money mo murder” beat

    he sounded good over memory lane, too

    he’s on some authentic mid 90s shit

  5. Good shit fam forreal.

  6. Deez rappers typically got unkempt beards…..a tru BAWSE haircut should look airbrush’d…..an they probably wearin’ a old ass hat…..or winta cap in tha summa time…..meanin’ they likely got beads of sweat an grease on they face…..glistenin’ like Crisco…..only increasin’ they odor…..
    ====
    Hoo. Lee. Shit

    *Snuffs Jesus* (no nas)

  7. Fucking hilarious. *daps all*

  8. Heroine headliner said:

    B-ease…..

    If u finna put out a mix tape…..

    Let gb$ get tha exclusive…..

    I got connects fam…..

    Fuck local…..

    We global now…..

  9. So Fresh So Clean

    At least be a bum with a scheme

    or dream

    and fiend for Success

    U will be blessed

  10. Lool funniest shit I read today! When I was reading about the features and then saw Mac & Term, I was like ahhh nahh! They ain’t really my favourites, but they cool by me.. I even got Stat & Term’s 1982 album, yeah I said it.

    On another note, glad to hear Stalley moving to MMG.. But I gotta go to work in 6 hours so Ima get some shut eye folks.

    #GoodFridayHustle

  11. E aka trIlluminati said:

    rofl

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