Written by Abortatron, co-written by HL

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or have been deprived of an internet connection (which is really the same thing, isn’t it?) then you know by now that ‘Marcberg’ was one of the most celebrated releases of last year. With word getting around that Marciano is working on a follow up full-length project, my comrade HL and I decided it would be a good idea to make a few suggestions regarding who should appear on the upcoming LP. If you’re reading this, Roc – take notes.

Roc Marciano feat. Rick Ross: “Heroin Headliner”

Roc and Ross provide a gritty story of the NYC underworld, where they join forces to take down the city’s heroin kingpin. Marciano and Ross may appear to be from different worlds, with Marciano being a champion to east coast purist’s by bringing sparse regional production back to the forefront, and Ross being a former member of law enforcement who usually favors production that is anything but minimalist. Despite the contrasting styles, I could actually see this duo complementing each other extremely well. The “yin” to each other’s “yang”, so to speak. No homo on the use of “yang”. — ABORTATRON

Roc Marciano feat. Raekwon and Ghostface: “2 Loosies and a Dutch”

When trying to come up with MC’s that should be invited to Roc’s sophomore effort, Rae immediately came to mind, which in turn made me also consider Ghost. Instead of trying to decide which Wu alumni would be a better fit, I decided to cheat and just reccomend that both be featured. The Chef is often credited for popularizing “Mafioso Rap” as a sub genre, and Ghost albums often play out like a 70’s era blaxploitation flick. When you combine those two approaches you have a good idea of what ‘Marcberg’ was all about. Imagine the possibilities of a track with these three at the helm, talking in code, creating base-head and pimp characters named “Sally” and “Megatron”, and making even the most basic shit sound fly as fuck. This needs to happen. — ABORTATRON

Roc Marciano feat. Prodigy: “Easter Island”

The Long Island natives reinterpret De La Soul’s hometown tribute featured on Stakes Is High as ‘Easter Island Degrees’. Prodigy proceeds to “sacrifices rock head n****s to the Gods”, while Roc Marciano proclaims to “distribute crills, even on Easter Sunday”. — HL

Roc Marciano feat. Pusha T: “Concrete Shoes”

Pyrex P and Marciano construct an anthem dedicated to their enemies, with a not so subtle warning that they will end up on the business end of a bullet if they choose to cross that line. Again, like Ross, conventional wisdom may lead you to assume Pusha would sound uncomfortable rapping over Roc’s production, having made his name collaborating with The Neptunes early on. However, I would argue that Pusha’s vivid tales of coke trafficking would fit nicely over the classic boom-bap sound that Marciano is known for. The Re-Up Gang mixtapes are a testament to his ability to adapt to that types of instrumentals. A track where the two traded bars back and forth, as opposed to the traditional verse, chorus, verse would have enormous potential. No hook required here. Just some gully rhymes over some trunk rattling production, and I’m good. See what I did there? — ABORTATRON

Roc Marciano feat. Willie The Kid: “Lieutenant Uhura”

Excerpts from Shirley Clarke’s 1964 gang flick ‘The Cool World’ stitched together the bulk of Roc Marciano’s critically acclaimed debut. Meanwhile, Willie The Kid’s ‘The Fly’ mixtape series obviously drew inspiration from the 1980’s film and sequel of the same title. Determined to meet somewhere between vintage black cinema and Reagan era science fiction, the duo will settle for ‘Lieutenant Uhura’, which cleverly incorporates a classic line from MF Doom’s ‘Question Mark’. — HL

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Comments on: "Roc Marciano Can’t Collab With Crabs" (58)

  1. mobbdeen said:

    Fucking nerds…

  2. Heroine Headliner said:

    Cocaine Correctional

  3. Heroine Headliner said:

    Gibbs ft. Deen – guy bi-curious

  4. Heroine Headliner said:

    Face facts…fake cats can’t take back…what I took back to the Brook, look…..

    #kimjongBAWSE

  5. mobbdeen said:

    Heroin Headliner feat Mr. Cee – Heroin Head.

  6. Heroine Headliner said:

    Do not bark at that BAWSE…..

    That BAWSE will fall on you…..

  7. Heroine Headliner said:

    Do not bark at that BAWSE…..

    That BAWSE will fall on you…..

  8. mobbdeen said:

    That bawse oughta step away from the keys and keyboard and hit a fucking treadmill.

    That bawse stays accidentally murdering the finest of bitches.

    Tragic…

  9. mobbdeen said:

    Tha bawse sits alone in his four cornered room looking at candles because he’s the only one that can fit in the fucking room…

  10. mobbdeen said:

    Da bawse makes diamonds.

    Every time his fat ass sits down…

  11. Bricktop said:

    Damn. Really, man. Let Police Academy live, Deen.

  12. Willie Da Kid, tho?

    Ya’ll shoulda just went with Juicy J and been done with it.

    SMH.

    JihaD

  13. middle class zoe said:

    ^^^
    Hey, wheres the fucking song man?

  14. Juicy j & roc Marciano?

    I hope your kidding..

    That would be terrible

  15. abortatron said: April 26, 2011 at 9:56 am
    Juicy j & roc Marciano?
    I hope your kidding..
    That would be terrible

    ^

    Or it would be AMAZING!!!

    But I was being sarcastic, homie. I just don’t see a WDK and Roc geling very well, or even being an interesting collab.

    JihaD

  16. I hope Roc reads this shit, hunts both of you down and guts you like salmon…

  17. Abortatron said:

    But I was being sarcastic, homie. I just don’t see a WDK and Roc geling very well, or even being an interesting collab.
    ^
    totally disagree.

    I think it would be insane

  18. fuck boy music said:

    This nigger in the pic looks wild suspect..

    Gay ass muslim…if that isnt an oxymoron..

    Homo nigga with a trimmed beard…

    Faggot nigga spending too much time at the gym…

    GB$ is the new nahright with the gay ass covers and pics…from nate and esgay

  19. mobbdeen said: April 26, 2011 at 10:21 am
    I hope Roc reads this shit, hunts both of you down and guts you like salmon…

    ^

    I’m saying. Prodigy is a great choice, but Rick Ross? Willie Da Kid?

    FAIL.

    They shoulda just said Nelly, Flo Rida, and … I dunno, WonDough if we were just going to make random crappy rappers.

    JihaD

  20. FTR, I’m just being aggy for aggyness sake.

    I only read the titles.

    ROFL.

  21. beatbutcha beat butcha
    by TonyYayo
    Make sure u peep the @tonyyayo ‘el chapo’ tape it drops this thursday and its entirely produced by @tyfyffetv and @beatbutcha

    ^

    I’m officially excited for El Chapo if Ty Fyffe is doing the entire project.

    Tiger Blood >>>>
    Its A Stick Up >>>>

    JihaD

  22. mobbdeen said: April 26, 2011 at 10:53 am
    FTR, I’m just being aggy for aggyness sake.
    I only read the titles.
    ROFL.

    ^

    Me too.

    I don’t even like Roc Marcy like that, at least not past Busta’s Anarchy.

    JihaD

  23. I’m a huge Roc fan, but in general, collabs have gotten out of hand.

    Niggas just need to rap. Fuck a feature…

  24. mobbdeen said: April 26, 2011 at 11:03 am
    I’m a huge Roc fan, but in general, collabs have gotten out of hand.
    Niggas just need to rap. Fuck a feature…

    ^

    I thought thats what everyone wanted to see? 100 other niggas on one song?

    Thought this rap game was all about the U-N-I-T-Y?

    Fuck that.

    Aggressive Content >>>>>>>

    JihaD

  25. I thought thats what everyone wanted to see? 100 other niggas on one song?

    ^^^

    “DJ” Khaled Gems.

  26. fuck boy music said:

    Nigga looks like a Poor mans Lloyd Banks..

    Roc Mariciano….give me a fucking break….Wops n Guineaus dont fuck with Niggers like that…give that Italiano his name back….you dont have hands like him either…

    I don’t understand why hood dudes or supposed hood dudes…wear Muscle Shirts and shit…

    Roc Marciano = Grafh

    Ghetto Ass Wanna be a Next Top Model….

    What a muscles going to do? If I shoot you in your rib cage with the blicky?

    Huh?

  27. fuck boy music said:

    “Fuck Muscles, I shoot you in your muscles“
    “Pop Corn Muscles“

  28. real nigga shit said:

    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhsw9VKQU0209rxwH9

    ^Fat Old Man in his 60’s…take a lil girl about age 6 or 7 on a bike…and leaves with her….smh @ pedophiles and child molestors..

    thats nahright demographic right there….thats what nahright niggas that get no pussy are going to become…shout out to beezy london bloke

  29. Ashmi Skin said:

    WORST BLOG POST EVER

  30. heroine headliner said:

    RAWSE ft. Jay-Z & Nas…..

    God Forgives, I Don’t…..

    Cummin’ Soon…..

    Yall been warned…..

  31. heroine headliner said:

    free Mason…..

    I hope these bars reach thru ya bars…..

    WROY

  32. Here’s a warning for you bawse:

    Diabetes is real.

    You fat fuck.

  33. heroine headliner said:

    here a warnin fo deena…..

    gaggin on ya mans meat is real…..

    word to ya moms, b…..

    RIP…..

    tell gibbs to take it ez on ya esophagus…..

  34. Shut up nigga.

    Keep talking and you’ll end up back at your pre-cop position:

    Carry weed for and sucking off Eric Sermon for a living.

  35. I’m still breathing…

    Be back in soon anyhow.

  36. fuck boy music said:

    Anyone here from Northern VA..

    I will pay you via Paypal….

    I need some work done…if you get my drift..

    Need a nigga touched…I got his address, moma name, his phone number and pics..

    name ya price..

    I’m dead serious

  37. fuck boy music said:

    Woodbridge, VA…Dumfries, VA, Lake View, VA area

    spit in his mom’s face, punch his mom, knock her out….and beat dude with a baseball bat till he stops moving and breathing..

    real talk

  38. Abortatron said:

    I thought u was a west coast resident hoots?

    U got beef in VA?

  39. The Psychlone said:

    I’ll do it.

  40. Abortatron said:

    A Clifford post right now would be hilarious

  41. Tony Bandz said:

    whattup hootie i got shooters down in VA

  42. Roc Marciano feat. Willie The Kid: “Lieutenant Uhura”

    Excerpts from Shirley Clarke’s 1964 gang flick ‘The Cool World’ stitched together the bulk of Roc Marciano’s critically acclaimed debut. Meanwhile, Willie The Kid’s ‘The Fly’ mixtape series obviously drew inspiration from the 1980′s film and sequel of the same title. Determined to meet somewhere between vintage black cinema and Reagan era science fiction, the duo will settle for ‘Lieutenant Uhura’, which cleverly incorporates a classic line from MF Doom’

    ^^
    ???????????????????

  43. ???????????????????

    ^^^

    Fucking nerds.

  44. Heroine headliner said:

    I’m on 2 pills an think I’m seein 2pac……

    Ordontic docs ain’t playin fair…..

    Ice insurance…..

    Fuck teef insurance…..

    Straight cash homie…..

  45. Heroine headliner said:

    Hydrocodone…..ya hidin in ya pornos…..

    #BAWSE

  46. Abortatron said:

    Fucking nerds.
    ^
    *pushes up glasses on nose*

    *checks calculator watch to determine square root of pi*

  47. gramMasta said:

    Roc Marciano feat. Pusha T: “Concrete Shoes”

    ^ lol

    * salutes gb$g *

  48. fuck boy music ft. real nigga shit said:

    tony bandz…do you know woodbridge va?

    I need a nigga to go with a bat…and beat the shit outta a nigga..

    i pay cash or paypal..

    i wish i were joking…but dudes done violated too much..

    im dead serious

    get at me tony bandz….no homo

    I live this shit…im about that life….not like HH…

    a nigga got goons and got money..so fuck your lawyers

  49. fuck boy music ft. real nigga shit said:

    I have to apologize to TS1900, Jihad and Tron.

    I’m sorry for bringing this drama to GBM..

    but I need niggas to get touched in Northern VA..

    I pay good, i pay promptly, I pay in full..

    if you get jammed tho..

    you dont know me from a hole in the wall…

  50. gramMasta said:

    aint there mad tornadoes goin on down there 2nite?

    tell that nigga to go buy a 40 oz and youll meet him at the store

    never show up and let mother nature handle that

  51. real nigga shit fuck boy music said:

    Psyclone and tony bandz

    If you serious let me know

    I need this problem handled

    I dont brag and im not and e thug

    You fuck with mine
    You disrespect
    You violate

    I gotta react

  52. Hoots if you was serious I got shooters in Manassas right now who ain’t but 20 miles away from Woodbridge who love the sport almost as much as they love the bread… But I’m not even gonna BEGIN to let you bullshit wit niggas who do it for real…

  53. fuck boy music ft. real nigga shit said:

    king speez…im serious bro…like i said…this shit is critical…
    can we email?
    phone conversations is iffy..
    cuz i need a nigga hurt…

    king speez who are you on nahright? real talk?

    woodbridge, lake side, dumfries virginia is the rich area right?

    this dude that i need touched is a momma boyz…a faggot that lives in his moma crib..

    Speez…I’m serious about this shit…I need this done…I pay good my nigga…no homo…if you can do me this favor..ill thank you my nigga

  54. fuck boy music ft. real nigga shit said:

    my fault its not lake side or lake view..

    its Lake Ridge…the rich area..

    I know his address in Woodbridge, VA…

    His momma name all that..

    He is in the Woodbridge, VA – Dumfries, VA

    I was gonna have my white boy do it…..from Dumfries…

    but I need goons and shooters…

    Dude lives in Woodbridge, around the golf courses and country clubs…

    I’m serious…I almost wish I was joking…

    but like jay z said “It’s a full time job not to kill niggas”

  55. fuck boy music ft. real nigga shit said:

    he has numerous fines, misdemeanors and felonies in prince william county…i posted it but mobb queen deleted it

  56. real nigga shit fuck boy music said:

    Why the fuck are you deleting comments and posts

    Give me a reason why

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